NEW STRONG ENGLISH VOCALOID ‘RUBY” SHES SO FUCKING GOO)D OPUTS ALL THE REST TO SHAME
i honestly thought that this was a joke post like this had to be a joke and i hit play and i legit was like “that sax is supposed to be the voice isn’t it like that’s the joke, engloids sound like stuffy honk machines”
AND THEN THE MIRACLE GIRL GRACED MY EARS HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THE COHERENT CLEAR-VOICED ENGLOID MAKING ALL THE OTHERS WEAR DUNCE CAPS SHE’S THE QUEEN ENG I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE TO START CARING ABOUT VOCALOID AGAIN JESUS CHRIST
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10 Bleps That Prove a Cat is Cutest When Its Tongue is Out
The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness.
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. [distractify]
Spencer Reid + Text Posts (Requested by multiple anons)
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do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
Anonymous said: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?
he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him
i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard
YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
"You’re a dork"
"I fucking hate you"
"You’re such a doofus"
turn-uup-the-music said: I've been trying for years to get my parents to give me a dog but they always say no. Do you have any ideas how I can convince them to give me a dog??
Show them these pictures.
What if the real reason that red is standing on the summit of mt. Silver is because he thought he caught them all, so now he stands and stares at the johto region in disbelief.
Then when you go battle him and like, send out a feraligatr he looks at you and thinks “that is a weird looking blastoise.”
compliment the person you reblog this from in the tags
I wish they would realize how much anxiety they give me when they slam doors, scream at each other, scream at me, or even talk down to me and stare at me. It’d be nice if that could stop, please. Thanks.